The Onion: Boss Wants Friendly, Relaxed Company Culture In Place By Friday

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Sometimes, parody narratives are far too real. From The Onion:

Warning of severe consequences if he didn’t see results, Pantheon Digital Consulting COO Daniel Abelson, 59, told employees Monday he wants a relaxed, friendly company culture implemented by the end of the week, sources within the organization confirmed. “I don’t care how you make this a laid-back, fun place to work, just get it done, and get it done fast,” Abelson said.

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